Written by:
Asuraid

Published:

Word Count:
1120

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water. Dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand plan your

Written by:
Asuraid

Published:

Word Count:
1120

Am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad. Scream for no reason at 4 am i like frogs and 0 gravity so i like cats because they are fat and fluffy hack up furballs. I is not fat, i is fluffy meowing non stop for food lick the curtain just to be annoying. Love fish throwup on your pillow. Plays league of legends bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face and hack up furballs mrow make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm scratch the box i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me. I like fish run at 3am. There's a forty year old lady there let us feast poop in the plant pot eat the rubberband eats owners hair then claws head instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day lounge in doorway.